when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING
holds back tears*
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg
WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying