empty town, pretty skies
trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same time
there are many tomorrows, but only one today.
[[takes clothes from lost and found]]
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Say those three words and I’m yours
I hate capitalism
Fuck the police
Abolish wage slavery
Smash the patriarchy
Communism will win
My anaconda do
I brought goats
I haven’t agreed with a tag more
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?